The Man, The Mith, Shorty McGraw.

Shorty McGraw, huh? I know this is probably what you're thinking, because this is what I was thinking when I heard the storys about him this morning. This man seamed larger than life, even though he stood at a mere 5 foot 2, but believe me when I say that this man is truly a living legend. For starters, he's in a band called, "Awesome Faggots", and if that wasn't good enough, he roadies for a band called, "Lyin' bitch & the Restraining Orders". Are you kidding me, that right there puts this guy on legend status in my book. Not to mention, that last night he got beat up by the Bass player of the band he roadies for. Then, moments later, was broing down with the guy who whooped him up. This guy rips, plain and simple. Rumor has it, Shorty McGraw once roadied for 23 different bands in one night, ending it by tying scarves on microphone stands for Aerosmiths, Steven Tyler. It wouldn't surprise me if the great adventures of Shorty McGraw became as common as telling a Paul Bunyan story. So remember this name, Shorty McGraw, one of the last, true, living, American icons.

Living legend, Shorty McGraw, in between sets.


This is Shorty McGraw's matto. "Long on Guts, Short on Brains".


Close up of the new black eye from last night.