Harrison Harmony

That's right, it's officially, official. Josh Harmony is the worlds coolest dad. I mean seriously, who wouldn't want Josh to be there dad, I know I would. Actually, now that I think about it, I wonder if it's to late to be adopted? I've never really heard of any sort of cut off, or age limit. I would be so low mantenance to my new parents, Jenna and Josh. I would barely complain about homework, and I'd even do my house hold chores (eventually). Hey guy's, what do you say? When you finally get home from the hospital and read this, could you please really sit down and consider this. I promise to be the best adopted son ever, and I know for sure that I would be the best older brother to Harrison. Just think about it, when me and Harrison are struttin' down the halls at school, for sure no one's going to mess with him...you know why? Because his older bro-ham will be right by his side, watching his back. He'd be Goose to my Maverick, Jeff Spicoli to my Brad Hamilton, Han Solo to My Chewbacca...you get what I'm trying to say here, right pops. In other words, we'd be inseparable, and you know why? Because I've always wanted a little brother, and nothings ever going to happen to my little bro...no way, not on my watch. Oh yea, before I forget. There is one last, really miner thing that I think you guy's should probably know. I've kind of got a family of my own. That's right dad, you and mom are grandparent's. How stoked are you guy's? You're going to love your new step daughter and grandson, I know I do. Oh yea, this also makes my baby bro an uncle already, that's awesome! Anyway, I hope you guy's get home safe and soon from the hospital, because I'm really starting to miss you guy's. So with this said, I really hope you guy's consider this whole adoption thing, because I would be extremely proud to call myself a Harmony. Oh well, I guess if guy's decide not to adopt me, there won't be any hard feelings. Besides, there's alway's that Jolie-Pitt thing happening, and that kid Matix seems like he's got a pretty sweet little deal over there...I wonder if he need's a wing man/older brother.

With out further ado, I give you...the Harmony's. (Left to Right - Josh, Jenna, & Harrison Harmony. not pictured, me)