My Deepest Apologies

Dear Russia,

I've done a lot of hard thinking about what happened concerning Austin's bed. I want you to know that everything that I'm about to say is coming from the bottom of my heart. I know that it will be very difficult for you to accept my apology, but I want you to think about our friendship as well.

The main reason I decided to write you this letter is because our friendship is too valuable to lose over a silly misunderstanding. I feel that I could have handled the situation in a better way, and I admit that I was wrong for telling you that you were dumb, but the reason for that is I did not know that the couch bed fully extended out and acted as a normal size bed, and you never stepped in to let me know this. You just sat there while Austin slept with his legs hanging off onto a chair. I guess I should have just known better, and for this I am truly sorry. I mean come on, what was i thinking, I've seen the Russian people, and I know that they are a big and powerul people that rule and quite possibly sleep with an iron fist.

I hope this letter will give us both a chance to understand one another better. I also want you to know that I am very sorry and this is a special letter from me to you, saying that I Love You! I think that I have made the right decision. Please write me back.

Sincerely,

RVCA

snug as a bug in a rug.