Gift's From Moscow

Just because it's been almost a month since we've been back from Moscow doesn't mean that it's run past the cut off to distribute gifts. Besides, I've never even heard of a gift cut off before, and I truly believe that you could give someone a Christmas gift a year later and the person receiving it would be just as stoked to get it. So with that, he may not have been there, but it doesn't mean that we weren't thinking about him. That's right, after spotting this little gem in Moscow, and knowing Kevin's love of the Giraffe, I knew that I couldn't pass up on buying this painting for him.


K-Lo immitates the goggle eyes of the Giraffe.

Weep Fest 2007

So here's the deal. For some reason or another, I was lucky enough to get a bunch of Morrissey tickets for one of the 10 nights that he was playing in L.A...and when I say a bunch, I mean it (30 to be exact). After thinking for a bit, I was faced with a hard question...should I just go solo and save all 29 tickets to help dry my tears from the sweet, sweet music that Morrissey makes? Or should I share them with friends, that way we could all cry together? Man, that was a tough one, but finally after many hours I had made my decision. I decided to cry the night away with my friends. Right after coming to my decision, I was immediately faced with another problem, or so I thought. Having 30 tickets was pretty over whelming, and I wasn't sure that I was going to be able to get rid of them all. Silly me right, turns out I was dead wrong. Cause once I started making phone calls, they pretty much disappeared like candy on halloween night. Needless to say, all the tickets where handed out, and I was lucky enough to weep the night away with 29 friends. How cool is that?

Tempster enjoying his free tickets.

Harrison Harmony

That's right, it's officially, official. Josh Harmony is the worlds coolest dad. I mean seriously, who wouldn't want Josh to be there dad, I know I would. Actually, now that I think about it, I wonder if it's to late to be adopted? I've never really heard of any sort of cut off, or age limit. I would be so low mantenance to my new parents, Jenna and Josh. I would barely complain about homework, and I'd even do my house hold chores (eventually). Hey guy's, what do you say? When you finally get home from the hospital and read this, could you please really sit down and consider this. I promise to be the best adopted son ever, and I know for sure that I would be the best older brother to Harrison. Just think about it, when me and Harrison are struttin' down the halls at school, for sure no one's going to mess with him...you know why? Because his older bro-ham will be right by his side, watching his back. He'd be Goose to my Maverick, Jeff Spicoli to my Brad Hamilton, Han Solo to My Chewbacca...you get what I'm trying to say here, right pops. In other words, we'd be inseparable, and you know why? Because I've always wanted a little brother, and nothings ever going to happen to my little bro...no way, not on my watch. Oh yea, before I forget. There is one last, really miner thing that I think you guy's should probably know. I've kind of got a family of my own. That's right dad, you and mom are grandparent's. How stoked are you guy's? You're going to love your new step daughter and grandson, I know I do. Oh yea, this also makes my baby bro an uncle already, that's awesome! Anyway, I hope you guy's get home safe and soon from the hospital, because I'm really starting to miss you guy's. So with this said, I really hope you guy's consider this whole adoption thing, because I would be extremely proud to call myself a Harmony. Oh well, I guess if guy's decide not to adopt me, there won't be any hard feelings. Besides, there's alway's that Jolie-Pitt thing happening, and that kid Matix seems like he's got a pretty sweet little deal over there...I wonder if he need's a wing man/older brother.

With out further ado, I give you...the Harmony's. (Left to Right - Josh, Jenna, & Harrison Harmony. not pictured, me)

First and Last Political Message

Let me be the first one to apologize for this political message, but you'll thank me later. That's right kid's, if you care about your future you better get out and vote Ron Paul for President. Not only is he pretty much the only one running that truly cares about the constitution, but he's also the only politician that absolutely wants us 100% out of Iraq and any other bulls@#t war being held or started over oil. The bottom line is, if you don't want to be drafted to go fight for oil, you better go vote. I know what you're saying, "but dude, he's a republican". I know, I was concerned about that as well, but everything I've heard from Ron Paul has been right on, and I really think you're going to have to trust me on this one.

Anti war, Anti draft, the man the myth, Ron Paul.

Moscow Revisited...again.

Are you kidding me, I keep finding awesome photo's from the Moscow trip, proving further that it was the coolest trip to date. I mean, COME ON! Look at these two good lookin' Sultan S.O.B.'s right here (no homo). If that doesn't prove it, then I honestly don't think there's any convincing you about the greatness of Moscow, and further more, you must be one miserable wretch, and I feel deeply sorry for you. Enough said, now it's time for you to view for yourself the raw power and beauty.


Behold, two great and powerful Sultan.

Our Brothers to the North

Our good friend Judah Oaks was nice enough to share the hard work of RVCA Canada rider, Brett Stobbart. If you happen to see the Magazine, Concrete Skateboarding I'd strongly suggest picking it up, it's well worth checking it out just for Brett's stuff. So, with that said, let me be the first person (in the U.S.) to congratulate Brett on a job well done...good job Brett, keep up the good work.

Here's Brett keepin' it real with a classic 70's look.

Evolution Can Be A Bitch.

I know that this has nothing to do with skating in any way, but I thought that this had to be posted. America's sweet heart, Carrot Top, has turned himself into a gigantic orange freak. Don't believe me, see for yourself.

WTF?!?!?!